The Orgasm Thief Silent, deadly she Creeps between sheets In the windows of widows In dreams of pre-teens Whisper her name And then she disappears Through your window And up the next street Leaving you shaking A leaf without relief You’ve been done in again By the orgasm thief Striking fear In the heart of everyone near At the point of climax She rides out of there Making you worry about Laundry, deadlines, impending bills Car payments, baby sitters You lie there stilled Put her out of your mind Refuse to give in Send her down the road To that children’s hospital