The tiniest little "no"

Fuck your

Government job

Favorite restaurant 

Smoked Gouda 

Import record collection

Netflix cue

iPad cover

Lawyer girlfriend

Matching tie

Humanitarian vacations

Derivative hobby band

Instagram account

Middle class education

Nostalgia impulses

Gelato selection

Bonuses and promotions

Misplaced hesitations 

You can't make art under these conditions