Me and My God

me and my god

go out for a walk

sometimes she’s silent

sometimes she talks too much

about the state of the world

her favorite perfume

and anything else that

crosses the block

if I can get a word in

I sometimes ask for

small favors

whether I deserve them or not

my god likes to test my faith

she hides my keys

sends me idiots

on Mondays

to teach me patience

to share some wisdom

if I behave real well

she sends me someone to be with

and then I can forget

my dear loneliness

that other god

I often cheat on her with

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