Just sign
Looking over the terms of my surrender
I can’t help but feel the Germans were treated better
you’ve got me down to my last dollar
making me swear I’ll love you forever
I’m reading paragraph seven
where you maintain I must obey your every decision
there’s an asterisk attached to that section
that defines “enthusiastic submission”
I’ve read the third page twice
where it clarifies that you “don’t do nice”
that you take nightly baths of ice
and I must keep your body well-lathered
the section on transportation
mentions in the absence of stallions
I’m expected to stand in at that moment
on the route from the bath to the kitchen
As I’m filling with revulsion
a higher part of me demands completion
and we all win in this ballet
of one fluid motion
