Issues

 Issues

issues everbody’s

got issues

some keep ‘em under wraps

others collect a whole set

a shy kid

I went home and hid

reading comic books

playing records

got attracted to girls

with super-powers

I hid my hobbies

to not appear so lonely

now I’ve got issues

plenty of issues

I work out the kinks

with ladies and a shrink

but there are issues

plenty of new issues

to keep me busy

to take my money