Instructions on the Inside

 Instructions on the inside 

I’m exciting 

I know this from 

empirical research 

I react to everything 

I don’t remain inert 

exciting 

with no off switch 

I make every second count 

even when 

you don’t wanna hear it 

I eat boring for breakfast 

and shit magic 

I brush my teeth with rules 

and guess what happens 

of course I work 

for a large bureaucracy 

with a plastic spoon 

against concrete 

I’m inviting 

you to join me 

you see through my signaling 

you know I’m lonely 

I’m offering 

a life of service 

I can double your dilemmas 

satisfaction guaranteed