what's news?
they've closed all the borders
running out of toilet paper
their flag is an eye for an eye
losing a flight of daughters
to the nation over the border
they're confident robotics
will see them through the night
the gross product is vitriol
shipped in tankers to China
where it's mixed with cereal
stamped "organic" and sent home
the country of angry commenters
spends its winters in Florida
cursing out communists
for digging up ghosts
signing an agreement with India
comments will now be outsourced
they're planning their retirement
as statues on the ocean floor
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