Hey NSA

Hey NSA

You're my 

biggest

fan

If I say

"Bin Laden"

"Ted Cruz"

"Jeb Bush"

"Drones"

"Jihad"

or perhaps

"Bob Evans 

Pork Sausage Links"

does the 

alert go off

does my social profile 

get passed around

do you send a 

scarlett jo lookalike

in a leather catsuit 

to neutralize me

could I meet her 

Saturday at 3?

my social security 

number is 572-77-2623

thanks,

bob gaulke